Well, I haven't ranted in a while. I've been gathering material. So since I've been gone so long, I figure I will just make a list of the things that have been bugging me lately, so getcha self a bowl of popcorn and a coke and settle in for Roge's top 20 list of things that have made her say "Really?" over the past few months,
#20. My two middle children spitting on each other, it's a new game at our house. Extremely sanitary, I know!
#19. The smell that's in my car right now, old cheeseburgers and playdough, again very sanitary...
#18.The guy at the drive through window at the Taco Bell up the street who when I ask for some ketchup and salt responds with ,"how many do you want?", not so bad right? Well when I say "oh, a few" and he asks me to be more specific..... need I say more. He does it every stinkin' time I go there.
#17. Whoever let their dog throw up in front of my driveway and left there the other night... Way to support the HOA!
#16.The guy who comes into my office to talk to me and while he's waiting decides to remove his underware from his butt.. Way to start off the week..
#15. People who cuss other people out while you're on the phone with them. I mean this man called his wife everything but the name her parents gave her and then says to me, "Sorry, I couldn't hear you can you repeat that."
#14. When the cashier at the checkstand sees me, my husband and our four kids with one shopping cart walk up to check out and asks, "Are you all together??" There are times that I am tempted to say, no, I just follow random white men around Target for kicks!!
#13. When you tell someone specifically what to do and a few minuets later they come back and ask you," So what did you want me to do?"
#12. That one person and you know who you are who, rather than saying that they want to talk to you walks up behind you or next to you, location is unimportant and sighs really loudly so that you'll ask them what they need. I have taken to just walking away
#11.That embarrassed feeling that I get when I go back for seconds at the CostCo sample tables. I feel like I'm stealing. ( That makes me sound fat and greedy doesn't it?) We all do it, but strangely enough we all feel that way.
And now, for the the Top 10
#10. That stupid little green patch on facebook, I can't even water the plants in my house.
#9.When I get the bill for my pedicure and it includes callous remover, I didn't ask for callous remover? and when I ask the lady why that's on there she says " Oh, honey I have to put callous remover, your feet are so rough" There went your tip sweetheart!
#8.Infomercials that test my intelligence. I really am not too stupid to find my keys in my purse or believe that I can grow grass on cement blocks or drop two dress sizes by hanging upside down.
#7.People who take their kids to Chuckie Cheese and don't watch them. "Excuse me , mam, could you please tell your sweet little angel to quit drinking off of my soda, I know the refills are free, but gimme a break!!"
#6. The lady driving in front of me last night who decided, while going 30 MPH up Crown Valley Parkway, just to stop her car in the middle of the road while she figured out if she wanted to turn left or right. Did I mention we were both in the middle lane?
#5.It's late and I'm tired so I guess you'll just have to wait, won't you!!!
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